I’ve wanted to write about stand up comedy ever since I started doing it a few months ago.
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Me and my night class comedy students.

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6. Picking the Wrong Material for the Wrong Crowd

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This takes
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Well,
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For example, here’s a picture of
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But you
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"And how did that go over?" I asked while handing Bread his Superman cape. (I should have mentioned earlier that Bread wears a cape while having sex with supermodels.)

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The next morning, I thought about
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4. Know How to Die

Even great comics occasionally fail on a stage. A joke is off, a word is wrong, the setup wasn’t properly established, you’re doing comedy at a heavy metal bar. There is no shortage of reasons you might fail to get a laugh, and handling that is an important
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Paul Schissler, who books the great "OverExposed" show at Bareburger, has
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